My Other Ride is a Chocobo
Boston Legal Balcony

“Alan, ya know, one thing you sometimes forget is no matter how hard your day, no matter how tough your choices are, no matter how complex your ethical decisions, you always get to choose what you want for lunch.”

“Daily I am impressed by your inexhaustible ability to just… live.”

“Hey, it’s either that or die.”

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“May old acquaintances be forgot.”

“And replaced with new ones!”

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“How’re you doing?”

“Better days. Worse too.”

Outdated Quotes I had on my Facebook (but that I don’t want to be lost forever)

“A man prepared is a man hurt by delay.” - Dante Alighieri

“No one is taller than the last man standing.”

“I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.”

“When the going gets tough, the tough get tougher.”

“In all your dealings, remember that today is your opportunity; tomorrow some other fellow’s.” - George Lorimer

“But dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.” - Benjamin Franklin

“I do not wish to flatter my townsmen, nor to be flattered by them, for that will not advance either of us. We need to be provoked…” - Henry Thoreau

“You are who you think you are; so be careful who you think you are.” - Business Philosophy Textbook

“There really is evil in the world, and wickedness, and every brand of stupidity.” - Hyrum Graff

“When all the world dissolves, and every creature shall be purified, all places shall be hell that are not heaven.” - Christopher Marlowe

Paul Robeson - Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
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Paul Robeson - Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen

I believe it when this man says it.

I love that

my born-in-Provo, Mormon, Absurd theater teacher straight up said “fuck it” when he was talking about existentialists giving up on life. 8 cool points for you good sir.

Don’t hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground!
I don’t need your help now,
you will let me down, down, down!
Rise Against “Prayer of the Refugee”

Seven Blunders of the World

1. Wealth without work

2. Pleasure without conscience

3. Knowledge without character

4. Commerce without morality

5. Science without humanity

6. Worship without sacrifice

7. Politics without principle

‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
This should be appended to include the word ‘sometimes’.
Ain’t Life a Bitch?
The Last Words of Kefka from FFVI: The Most Evil Villain Ever
KEFKA: I will exterminate everyone, and everything!
TERRA: People will keep rebuilding the things you take from them.
KEFKA: Then I’ll destroy those too. Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can’t live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is!
TERRA: It’s not the net result of one’s life that is important. It’s the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life…and love! It’s enough if people are able to experience the joy that each day can bring!
KEFKA: And have you found your “joy”, in this nearly dead world of ours?
ALL-CHARACTERS: Yes! (As each recounts their personal progression throughout the game)
KEFKA: This is sickening… You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves! Now, for my next trick, I will make you all…disappear! I will destroy everything… I will create a monument to non-existence!
TERRA: Life will go on, there will always be people, and dreams.
KEFKA: No! I will hunt them down. I will destroy it all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!!
LOCKE: We will not allow you to harm another living thing.
KEFKA: Hee, hee, hee!! But what fun is destruction if no “precious” lives are lost!