My Other Ride is a Chocobo
Sooooo…

Who the hell ever wants to page someone when they are trying to leave a voicemail? Is there really anyone out there who ever wants to do that? If so, they can go curbstomp themselves and then fall off a cliff because they are the reason that I must waste an extra five seconds every time I want to leave someone a message but have to hear first that pressing the number one on my keypad will allow me the totally awesome ability to page someone. And by totally awesome I of course mean bazooka in the face and crotch.